Anonymous asked: Did *he* ask you to go out dancing? ;)
I feel bad when people wanna go out and like.. dance or whatever with me. Like wanna go to some little club thing or whatever. Why? Because first of all, I don’t know how to dance for the life of me. Also.. I’m just incredibly socially awkward and get kinda paranoid that certain things will happen if I’m not super careful. However with that being said, the few times I’ve...
What have I done today!?
Seriously overslept Got a check, cashed said check Got more or less two gallons of oil An oil filter Sang and danced along to some Wild Cherry while driving around Realized that the glorious part of living in the country is that there is no such thing as a speed limit Contemplated my life Now I’m gonna be lazy and watch some Supernatural (but watch as I quickly switch to Ancient...
Mom: -yelling from opposite end of house- KAAAAAT! FOOOOOD!
Me: -runs out of room and devours food then returns to room-
Remember that time where I ate so much that I literally threw half of it up? Cause I do. It was Saturday night. Ohmygod didn’t eat for two days after that.